its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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