WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Will exercising make me less horny?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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