do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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