I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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