Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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