mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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