i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF