dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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