Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.