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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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