Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Randomize
