Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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