i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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