i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
