Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
