can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Randomize
