I bet he comes in French.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Drunk is a universal language darling
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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