I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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