the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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