how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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