Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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