you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
do nipples grow back?
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