Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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