I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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