They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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