Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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