We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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