she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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