Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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