fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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