Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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