Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
