She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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