shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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