I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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