these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.