i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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