If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
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Wipe that smile off your face.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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