when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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