No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
