we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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