Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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