K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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