her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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