We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet