I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.