If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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