Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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