I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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