Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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