my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Pants are for mortals
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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