Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I want to walk on stilts...naked
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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