Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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