is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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