THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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