You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
no you cant smoke seaweed
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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