why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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